Random Cup Dictionary is a crowdsourced (and, of boy, what a crowd it is) player’s only dictionary for slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Random Your World."
hadley:
at least 3 putts
“Damn, he would have had an easy par but he hadleyed and walked away with a double bogey.”
ggl:
a seemingly impossible task
“Johnny tried to get there in two on the 680 yard par-5 over water but we all knew it was GGL”
kenny mac:
when you see more than one hole at the same time
“#2 over here, #10 over there and #5 on the weekends, I’m surprised he can keep a proper scorecard pulling a kenny mac like he does.”
bradley:
using only a 7-iron for 3 straight holes
“I think he must be too fucked up to pull another club because he’s been bradleying since that last par five….also, since that last vape…”
charlie sheen:
playing a 4-some
“I’ve been playing solo a lot lately but today I decided to go charlie sheen with Ted, Trixie and Mercedes.”
young:
when your club goes further than your ball
“Did you see that young??? His 3-wood is up by the green but his ball only went like 10 yards!”
old hefner:
hitting one fat
“Yo! He old hefnered that one, they’re going to need a backhoe to fill in that divot!”
Alternative: “I hope those floor joists are in good shape, you oughta see the old hefner he’s trying to pull in that bedroom”
young hefner:
when your boy tries to hit your ball
“Dang dude, I’ve been lining up this putt all night and you’re gonna try and step in at the last minute and young hefner it?!?”
cap’t mark’s choice:
randomly showing up uninvited and jumping in the game
“Yeah, we were all set and heading to the tee box and this dude just cap’t mark’s choiced us and loaded up his golf bag onto the cart”
tiger woods:
a bloody accident right before the tournament
“Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, our boy Bedrock pulled tiger woods at the bottom of the basement stairs - we’re gonna need an ambulance.”
vince vaughn:
crashing a wedding on a tournament night
“We just randomly stumbled right into a vince vaughn at this local joint - I think Gary might have even danced with the bride’s mother!”
gino:
striping every ball perfectly on the range and then donking it off the 1st tee
“I thought we were going to be diggin’ in our pockets today after warm ups but when we actually go on the course, it was full gino - it was like a completely different player.”
bruce jenner:
when you lose 2 balls on one hole
“Someone call the pro shop and order up another dozen, Los went bruce jenner on holes 2, 4 and 5.”
dale earnhardt:
when you shank one into the deep woods but you have the fastest golf cart
“That bastard, Jim T., there is no way that’s his ball in the fairway - I have a sneaking suspicion he dale earnhardted us.”
merry maid:
sweeping every putt within 8 feet
“This MF’er been merry maiding us all day - he hasn’t lined up a 6 footer yet. Somebody replace his putter with a broom!”
noon shift stripper:
an ugly but easy hole
“This short par 5 is a noon shift stripper, you won’t feel great about it but it will help the handicap.”
joe theisman (also alex smith):
a vicious 90 degree dog leg
“You’re gonna have to cut the corner on this one, it’s a horrific joe theisman.”
flenner:
making an 8 but putting down a 5
“Bro….you hit 3 in the water, you KNOW you didn’t just par that hole - don’t you be trying to flenner me.”
stimulus check:
taking money off a gov’t worker
“yeah, that’s Joe. He works at NIH - press him every chance you get, he’s a total stimulus check.”
jeremy:
when you have 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
“I don’t know how he does it, his girl’s been on the phone riding his ass all damn day but he’s still pulling a jeremy and leading the tournament.”
ronnie:
finding a condom were you would least expect it
“What tha…..there’s ronnies everywhere…tha turlet, tha windersill, damn, even the cat’s ass!”
ozzie komodo:
when you confidently hit the wrong club
“He walked right up to it and put a good swing on it but ozzie komodoed it and came up about 3 clubs short.”
fireball waterfall:
an awkward drunken emotional breakdown during a meal
“Man, we were just trying to enjoy this Outback and a damn fireball waterfall broke out.”
wolverine suite:
any patch of grass to lay your weary head
“Where’s Gary? Oh, he’s out back in the yard - he ended up with the wolverine suite tonight. ”
chernobyl:
when your mix of gummies, alcohol and adderall hit just right but your game suffers
“What’s up with Young, he’s like 19 over for this nine? Oh wait, I looked at the baggy and he’s gone full chernobyl - that explains it.”
o.j. simpson:
when your hit a killer slice but get away with it
“That banana ball should have been deep in the shit but it landed in the opposite fairway with a clean shot at the green - we just got o.j. simpsoned”
butterben’s lounge:
an impromptu visit to the woods to drop a deuce
“Damn, did you see Johnny run off to butterben’s lounge off the 5th fairway? Maybe that all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet was not the smartest call after drinking all day….HEY! Where the fuck is my golf towel!?!?!?”